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Humor & Ethics
Ethical Issues:
LIFE
ON SATURN... In a photo released by the National Rifle Association,
NASA's long-term conspiracy to hide their discoveries of life throughout
our solar system is once again confirmed.
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CROP
CIRCLES... The press has sensationalized the appearance of
crop circles, but whomever is responsible for making them, shouldn't
they be made to pay for the damage they've done?
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more...
ALIEN
DRUNKENNESS and Child Abuse... Sad but true -- we've talked
to hundreds of alien visitors; and they, too, suffer from much the same
woes and problems that we do.
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CAPITALIST
ABUSE OF MARS... The invasion of Mars by cash-grubbing capitalists
may already have begun, with French tourism interests and American fast
food concerns evident in this unretouched excerpt from a Mars Spirit
rover image.
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The Email Files:
TOMATOES
VERSUS EMAIL... We're not sure of the original source of this
cautionary tale, but we'd like to shake his hand -- right after we buy a
crate of tomatoes.
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enlightened...
COMPUTER
SEX EXPLAINED... No, no, no -- not that kind. We're
talking about the gender of your machine.
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about computer sex...
DEADLY
DOCTORS... Amazing but true, doctors are over 9,000 times more
likely to kill you than gun owners are.
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more...
NEW
ENGLISH WORDS DEFINED... The English
language, king of them all for breadth and depth, became so because it
is ever-changing, with new words entering the language every day.
Here are the latest ones you should know, essential to your
understanding.
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yourself...
BUSINESS
& MARKETING EXPLAINED... The buzz word in today's business
world is "Marketing". However, people often don't know
quite what that is, and ask for a simple explanation of it. Well,
here it is -- in terms we guarantee everyone will understand...
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more...
NEWSPAPERS
EXPLAINED... With a raft of major newspapers out there, it's
difficult to determine just which one is the right one for you.
The New York Times? Or perhaps the Miami Herald? In this
concise summary, we outline exactly the appropriate readership for each
one.
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more...
THE
POETRY OF GEORGE W. BUSH... This wonderfully evocative poem is comprised entirely of actual quotes from George W. Bush. They were collected and arranged by
The Washington Post's Mr. Richard Thompson.
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OFFICIAL
SMART-ASS YANKEE TEST... We're
told that Yankees have a tendency to be know-it-alls, which rather
annoys some of their Southern brethren... whence comes a challenge to
any smart-ass Yankee to pass this exam developed by the University of
Arkansas Engineering Department...
Click here to take the
test...
PENNSYLVANIA
WARMTH... The
Pennsylvanian people are renowned for their warmth and
hospitality. But they're also noted for their toughness in
a climate which, in winter, can rival Montana's harshness. This
handy Pennsylvania temperature conversion chart makes the point!
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more...
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