Pioneer II, NASA's smashingly successful space probe, returned images of Saturn that stunned the world.  But many suggest that NASA is engaged in a long-term conspiracy to hide their discoveries of life throughout our solar system.  This recently unearthed photo -- conclusively showing evidence of life on Saturn -- once again confirms NASA's evil agenda.  

The photo was released by the National Rifle Association.  It was discovered in NASA secret archives by NRA researchers seeking new venues for the vicious slaughter of helpless animals.

Speaking off the record, a spokesperson for the NRA leadership said that US legislators are already being aggressively lobbied to permit unregulated hunting on the ringed planet.

"We see this as a golden opportunity to bring our barbaric beliefs to other worlds," said the anonymous NRA source.  "Blowing the balls off geese on Saturn would not only be a healthful and wholesome activity for our NRA Youth initiative, but would also reaffirm our unwavering commitment to ridiculous ideas."

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