FFFast.com welcomes Polish psychic Uri Golumki, one of the foremost seers on our planet, today.  Rarely interviewed, Golumki reveals his predictions about life on Mars, it's connection to the legendary Atlantis, the Egyptian pyramids -- and even American heavy industry. (You can read Golumki's bio, here.) - Editors

FFFast:
Welcome, Psychic Golumki. Is there anything we need to do to, uh, put you in the mood to be mental?

Psychic Golumki:
Rub my feet.

FFFast:
This helps you to concentrate on psychic matters?

Psychic Golumki:
No no no, but I miss the taxi when I try to take him, and is then very long walk to get here.

FFFast:
Perhaps we should just move along to our first question.

Psychic Golumki:
Yes, do. I know what it is you will ask. You want to know baseball score, right?

FFFast:
Er, no, not exactly. I was going to ask if life would be found on Mars.

Psychic Golumki:
Oh, yes, big big life, there. Big faces, all of them.

FFFast:
Do they look like us?

Psychic Golumki:
Yes, just like us. They have acne problem, though.

FFFast:
But they look like us otherwise? Two arms, two legs, and so on...?

Psychic Golumki:
No, not right, they have big face but not body.

FFFast:
They have faces, but no bodies? How can that be?

Psychic Golumki:
They have face, but body in another dimension.

FFFast:
Where is this "other dimension"?

Psychic Golumki:
Akron.

FFFast:
Akron, Ohio?

Psychic Golumki:
Yes yes yes -- they have weird rubber fetish -- all work in tire factories.

FFFast:
I find that hard to believe.

Psychic Golumki:
Me, too. I would not work there, either.

FFFast:
You say they have "big faces"... what do you mean by that?

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