Psychic Uri Golumki proudly holds an unparalleled record divulging his visions about both our future and our past courageously and inexculpably, and without ever once incorrectly stating a falsehood. 

Amongst his overwhelmingly modest talents is the ability to channel Gubosh Rah, a fat, farting, turkey-like alien being from the Orion Sector.

Golumki predicted the fall of the Berlin Wall (though it fell in the opposite direction from what he said it would); that the US Civil War would be won by the North (somewhat late on that one); and that Bill Clinton would not run for a third presidential term. 

A modest and humble man, Golumki lives quietly with his wife and pigs in Westport, Connecticut, in the same neighborhood as Martha Stewart.