FFFast.com was recently privileged to arrange a landmark interview with Gubosh Rah – an alien visitor from the far-off Orion sector. Graciously consenting to a completely no-holds-barred conversation, Gubosh Rah made a number of startling revelations.


FFFast:
First, how should I address you? I’ve never talked to an alien before, so I’m not quite sure what’s proper…

Gubosh:
You can call me Gubby. In the old days we used to pretend to be gods, and get all formal on people – but we’ve pretty much sworn off that, other than maybe in the Deep South.

FFFast:
Thanks, Gubby. One of the first things I’d like to ask is if your, uh, people were the same ones who reputedly crashed near Roswell, New Mexico, in 1947?

Gubosh:
Well, we really don’t like to talk about that – it’s embarrassing – but, yes. In fact, one of them was my brother-in-law. He was looking for a rest room, and figured Alabama would be a good place for that. The idiot got lost, and… well, you know the rest.

FFFast:
No! Actually, we don’t know the rest. Could you fill us in?

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