Interview With An
Gubosh Rah, Alien from the Orion Sector
FFFast.com was recently privileged to
arrange a landmark interview with Gubosh Rah – an alien visitor from the far-off Orion sector. Graciously consenting to a completely no-holds-barred conversation, Gubosh Rah made a number of startling revelations.
First, how should I address you? I’ve never talked to an alien before, so I’m not quite sure what’s proper…
You can call me Gubby. In the old days we used to pretend to be gods, and get all formal on people – but we’ve pretty much sworn off that, other than maybe in the Deep South.
Thanks, Gubby. One of the first things I’d like to ask is if your, uh, people were the same ones who reputedly crashed near Roswell, New Mexico, in 1947?
Well, we really don’t like to talk about that – it’s embarrassing – but, yes. In fact, one of them was my brother-in-law. He was looking for a rest room, and figured Alabama would be a good place for that. The idiot got lost, and… well, you know the rest.
No! Actually, we don’t know the rest. Could you fill us in?
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