Interview With An
Gubosh Rah, Alien from the Orion Sector
Globbleglobble [laughter]. Research-smesearch. Greys have a lot of problems with acne. A good roll in the hay with a human gal clears it right up for them.
My, I must say, that’s certainly a relief. All of us were thinking it might be something sinister – like impregnating human women with alien genetic material.
What in heaven’s name for? Who’d want to get stuck with the child support? Next question.
Sure. What’s the story on all the cattle mutilations? These have been reported for years, and most investigators seem to think it
is the work of extraterrestrials.
Ah! Now that’s a subject about which I can speak with some authority.
[Gubosh’s beady little eyes light up with an unsettling glow at mention of
So! It is the work of ET’s?
Of course – though I should note at the outset that we never even touch any
'downed cows' – too much risk, there. Personally, though, I just love getting out the old laser-scalpel and chopping up a nice fresh cow.
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