Gubosh:
Globbleglobble [laughter]. Research-smesearch. Greys have a lot of problems with acne. A good roll in the hay with a human gal clears it right up for them.

FFFast:
My, I must say, that’s certainly a relief. All of us were thinking it might be something sinister – like impregnating human women with alien genetic material.

Gubosh:
What in heaven’s name for? Who’d want to get stuck with the child support? Next question.

FFFast:
Sure. What’s the story on all the cattle mutilations? These have been reported for years, and most investigators seem to think it is the work of extraterrestrials.

Gubosh:
Ah! Now that’s a subject about which I can speak with some authority. [Gubosh’s beady little eyes light up with an unsettling glow at mention of this. -Ed.]

FFFast:
So! It is the work of ET’s?

Gubosh:
Of course – though I should note at the outset that we never even touch any 'downed cows' – too much risk, there. Personally, though, I just love getting out the old laser-scalpel and chopping up a nice fresh cow.

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