Gubosh:
Yes, actually. I stopped by, personally, just last week, to see the President. He thought I was part of a video game, that time… kept yelling, "Bang! Bang! F**king aliens! Got another one!"

FFFast:
Some say his foreign policy is much the same thing. Surely you’re not going to give up on open contact with the people of Earth?

Gubosh:
Oh, heaven’s no. Globbleglobble [laughter]. In fact, something very, very big is about to happen. You wanna see First Contact? You’re gonna see a First Contact like nobody ever imagined!

FFFast:
Wow! That’s exciting! When? What’s going to happen?

Gubosh:
Ah, little grasshopper. Patience. Other than to say it will happen within the next year, I am not now at liberty to say. Perhaps next interview.

FFFast:
Well, I can’t help but say that I am truly disappointed!

Gubosh:
Yes, I bet you are. And I’m very disappointed in you, as well.

FFFast:
How so?

Gubosh:
Your hospitality sucks. Next time, have some Hormel chili for me.

FFFast:
Will do!

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