How To Impress A Woman... and a Man

How To Impress A Woman:

• Wine her
• Dine her
• Call her
• Hug her
• Support her
• Hold her
• Surprise her
• Compliment her
• Smile at her
• Listen to her
• Laugh with her
• Cry with her
• Romance her
• Encourage her
• Believe in her
• Pray with her
• Pray for her
• Cuddle with her
• Shop with her
• Give her jewelry
• Buy her flowers
• Hold her hand
• Write love letters to her
• Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her

How To Impress A Man:

• Show up naked

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Edited and adapted from an anonymous email forwarded
by the less-than-impressed Sonia B.