The winds of controversy surrounding Richard C. Hoagland, well known alien conspiracy advocate, are stirring in an unexpected direction. Hoagland, who has made numerous claims that the government and other agencies are hiding the truth about extraterrestrials, may himself be an alien being.

"We cannot rule this out," said one observer. "Hoagland is suspected of requiring huge amounts of helium to function," he added, one of the primary indicators that Hoagland may well be an unearthly life form.

Although never observed breathing helium in public, in frequent appearances on the hugely successful Coast To Coast AM radio show, Hoagland's sudden escalations into tyrannical ranting and concurrent substantial elevations in vocal pitch are symptomatic of a helium-breathing being.

Regular listeners to the highly influential radio show note frequent occasions when host George Noory repeatedly asks Hoagland to clarify comments, as Hoagland's voice often exceeds the range of human hearing. Coast To Coast AM host Noory, worthy heir to the legendary Art Bell, has thus far made no public comment.

Internationally renowned Polish psychic Uri Golumki, interviewed elsewhere on FFFast.com, has also commented on the image shown at right, noting that he has psychic evidence that alien psychology is very little different from human psychology. "That is picture of him, what he always point to. Is what he really look like as alien being," said Golumki. "He show this picture all the time, point to it – but he is pointing to he, himself, the Hoagland being. Like criminal with guilty	.
		Is the image Hoagland points to actually a representation of his true appearance?
conscience, he want to be caught," asserted Golumki. "I predict," said the psychic, "you find he have flying saucer in his garage."

Golumki made no prognostications concerning when the flying saucer would be found, but said he detected the presence of the auras of private investigators, waiting and watching for Hoagland to take the vehicle to a local car wash, and that this is how Hoagland’s true extraterrestrial status would eventually be discovered.

An analysis of Hoagland’s ramshackle website, EnterpriseMission.com, also yields unmistakable clues, said an unnamed information specialist. "It clearly reflects a completely alien way of thinking," the expert said. "What appears to us as a disassociative state in which information on the website is presented in a disjointed, often incomprehensible manner, in reality reflects the thought processes typical of a an alien being suffering from helium deprivation."

The analyst preferred to remain anonymous, fearing Hoagland might use his alien powers against him. "He could turn my brain to mush," he said, "with his helium-pitched voice, which might make it more difficult for me to make a living. I have a family to feed, so I can’t afford that risk to my livelihood."

"That Hoagland inspires such fear is not unreasonable, if the conjectures about the highly vocal clarion of widespread conspiracies are true," stated the analyst. "And if you think about it, how better to hide the truth about himself, than to point the finger elsewhere?"

Hoagland himself has made no public comment concerning the allegation that he is an alien being.  However, Hoagland’s complete failure to refute the widespread rumors are construed by some sources as tacit admission of the truth.

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