NEW CHILD REARING TECHNIQUE... We found this new technique so compelling and potentially effective, we felt duty-bound to post it.  Please note that we take no credit whatsoever for this positively inspired but apparently suppressed approach -- though FFFast.com hastens to add that we wholeheartedly endorse the technique.
Click here to drive your child to better behavior...

NEW NIH FINDINGS: 93.8% OF AMERICANS OVERWEIGHT
FAST FOOD CONSPIRACY & ALIEN INVOLVEMENT SUSPECTED...
In a courageous contradiction of accepted norms, the National Institute of Health (NIH) has released incredible new findings on obesity among Americans. The new theories challenge established standards about what "overweight" really means, and flies in the face of traditional medical wisdom. A fast food industry conspiracy is suspected, with possible alien involvement.
Click here to learn how to get the lard off...

CONSPIRACY ADVOCATE HOAGLAND ALLEGED EXTRATERRESTRIAL... The winds of controversy surrounding Richard C. Hoagland, well known alien conspiracy advocate, are stirring in an unexpected direction. Hoagland, who has made numerous claims that the government and other agencies are hiding the truth about extraterrestrials, may himself be an alien being.
Click here for image and story...

ANCIENT CAVE ART SHOWS ALIEN BEING... In an exciting re-evaluation of South African cave art, the superb renderings are far older than once thought -- 3,000 rather than 1,000 years.  The paintings were analyzed at Britain's Newcastle University and Canberra's Australian National University -- and clearly show a well-drawn image of an alien being.
Click here for images and the story...

SADDAM HUSSEIN was indeed captured -- but the true story is not what you've heard in the regular press.  There has been a worldwide conspiracy of silence in the media to hide what really happened. In this suppressed Reuters News Service photo, it's clear that our beloved and greatly respected American armed forces had nothing to do with the capture of Saddam Hussein!
Click here for more on this story...

THE COLISEUM HOAX... Italian authorities announced today that a five-century long police sting has finally yielded results. In an unprecedented dragnet involving sixty different Italian government agencies, two men and a very large pickup truck were captured and indicted for tourism fraud.
Click here for more on this story...

~